physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
last night I used snow as a chaser
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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