i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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