Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
This baby is an asshole
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
