This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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