I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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