Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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