yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you had me at cake vodka
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
