And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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