Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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