In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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