Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You dont lie about slip and slides
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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