I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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