It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Can you bring me the toilet please
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
