I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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