Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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