tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
