you would pick up someone in the library
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It's rum buckets o'clock
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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