just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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