Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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