what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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