She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
