you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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