it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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