By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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