I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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