absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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