im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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