And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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