Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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