rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
