When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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