He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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