No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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