Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if i died would you start the facebook group?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
