He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Enjoy the penises
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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