When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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