You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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