if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize
