absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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