Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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