She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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