So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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