There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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