There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
