i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
