those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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