There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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