so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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