HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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