Having a random hookup so left but love u
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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