Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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